In this failing economy we're all trying to make a little extra money and if you're the creative type, inventing the next best selling product might sound pretty awesome. I mean the Snuggie is completely retarded, yet it is making millions. Don't you wish you patented the "blanket with arm-holes" idea first? I do.
Brainstorming the next big invention can be intimidating- there are so many options!- but I've decided to do my part and help you guys out. Here's a list of some things that you can go right ahead and NOT invent. It will save you some time.
Bad Idea 1. Nose-ring wolf leashes:
Step 1: find a wolf.
Step 2: Pierce its nose.
Step 3: Attach a leash to the ring in its nose.
Step 4: Congratulations, you now have an an angry wolf on a leash. Enjoy.
Bad Idea 2. Ketchup Apples
All the nutrients of an apple but with the zesty flavor of an apple that has been coated in ketchup. Eat them at home, in the car, at the ball game! Anywhere that ketchup apples are permitted. Order now and we will throw in a FREE garden trowel! Oh yes!
Bad Idea 3. Trick Pants
Picture this: you are at a party when you trip and accidentally spill some red wine on your pants. You ask your pal who is throwing the party if you can borrow a pair of his. "Of course, good buddy!" He says, "Come right on upstairs!" He tosses you a pair of sweats and directs you to a bathroom to change. You try to don the pants when- surprise!- you realize that the leg holes are sewn shut. Now you just look stupid and your feet can't grip the floor. So you decide:
My friend is a dick. Thank you Trick Pants.
Bad Idea 4: Pennies with Velcro on them
I honestly can't think of anything you could do with this.
xoxo Hannah
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