Dear BFF Tim the German,

Today you wrote on my Facebook wall that you would like me to write blogs for you to read during class, instead of listening about Martin Luther King Jr.

Well Tim, MLK is a very important figure in American History, and I very much dislike the fact that you would rather not listen.


..... but since you insist.......

Here is a blog about your favorite subject in the world.
Prude Americans.

So Tim, yesterday I was in my History of Photography class and I was to make a group presentation of Photography in Advertising. My section was "Marketing to Women".

Picture this, a movie theater size screen, half of which is dedicated to our powerpoint. My turn finally arrives, and I did very well, people were laughing all the time and I even got to use a laser pointer!

I put up a giant picture of David Beckham's underwear ad and made a joke about how I just wanted to see it on the big screen. I also ended my presentation in front of a women with a vibrator. Everyone loved it!

but then we got our class critique papers in which our classmates wrote what they thought.

Everyone loved me except one girl,

she wrote my pictures were too shocking.

Tim, this makes me so happy! Finally, I am considered edgy.

but... probably not edgy enough in doucheland.
(Did you know that dusch is shower in Swedish? I don't mean douche like shower, I mean douche like something old women use to clean out their you-know-whats.)

So Tim, I miss you and I hope you are having fun in class and maybe you should try listening.
After all, he had a dream.

Love Love
M