Dear Former Prime Minister of Estonia,

I have to see you Friday at a diplomatic symposium as a requirement.

I want to make a T-shirt that says "You Rock eSTON(E)ia!"

My Professor Jesus, well not really Jesus (his nickname has been earned for being older than Jesus) is requiring it, and since he is from Lativia* (my professor, not Jesus), he has been sort of coaching us in class about the proper way to behave. Example:

There was a boy with a hat on at the beginning of class

"Sir, could you kindly you remove your hat?" - Prof. J

"Of course I will!" - American boy

"You know, if you wear a hat on Friday the EUROPEANS will think you are a barbarian!" - Prof J

****Prof J came to America as a small child, he has no accent but claims he does. He also has no idea about technology and always loses his microphone cliped on his suit jacket, he has a beard like the Life Alert Guy, says "aaggghhhhhhh" between every other word, uses the word "retarded" to mean slowed down as in "The British war efforts were retarded" and doesn't understand why the class would giggle, and is one of the smartest men I have ever met.*****

All in all Former Prime Minister of Estonia, Please don't be boring.

Love Love

M