H&M has received information from a credible source that a small shell has been found sometime this morning on an Eau Claire playground.
"I found this shell with Frank and Peter at school!" shouted our excitable three year old source, proudly holding said shell aloft as one might an Olympic torch. Upon initial investigation the shell appeared brownish/grayish in color, was about the size of a chess pawn, exhibited a spiralled cone shape, and was most likely constructed from calcium carbonate secreted from the mantle of a freshwater snail.
We were unable to gather more information about the discovery, as our source needed to go potty, but the source's father later confirmed that "Yes, Frank and Peter are your friends at school."
xoxo Hannah
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