Today Martin set up some ground rules for names I am not allowed to call him in public. They are the following:
1. Wiener
2. Squirt Head
3. Lamp Fucker
4. Dinosaur Mother
5. Son, Uncle, Dad, Father, Grandpa or any other name that implies that less than 16 generations separate us from being related. (I am allowed to call him sunshine as long as I pronounce it with a French accent.)
Amendment to List:
1. Pengwienie (the combination of penguin and wienie which implies he is a penguin's genitalia)
Love Love
M
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