Dear Biology,

I have made some observations.

A consequence of studying the reproductive system intensively for two weeks is me making some very clear hypothesis as to what really goes on inside the pitts of the male and female bodies.

Let's start with you Sperm. ( I capitalize and bold you for emphasis):

There are millions of you.

The majority of you are demented and stupid and are not viable in the first place.

You rather die than ask for directions. (pick an ovary, any ovary)

You have no brain.

Even when you are not wanted anymore, you stick around for 5 more days.

You compete for one egg and fight over it when you very well know if you waited, there would be another. (maybe you don't know, see above "You have no brain")

Now you Eggs.

You are carefully constructed.

You are almost always perfect.

Every month you patiently wait for the Sperm to rescue you from death, but they hardly ever show up on time.

You are complex and are more than top cell deep.

Conclusion:
You are funny biology, very funny ....

Just saying.

Love Love
M

p.s. Du är bäst, Martin. Jag älskar dig.