This Post is NOT About Sweden

Hello World,

 My name is Hannah and like most people, I will NOT be moving to Sweden next year. I am also NOT dating anyone of Swedish descent. I like to think this fact makes it easier for you to connect with me as opposed to Mariah who, by virtue of her Swedish obsession, is distant and unrelatable to the casual reader. I am excited to report that had I been required to complete a phone interview in order to stay here in Wisconsin (which I was not because as any observer can easily see, I am a good and true American), I would have passed with flying colors. But as you can see by the title, this post is NOT about Sweden, Mariah, or Visa interviews. It is about ME and other people and things that will not be in Sweden next year.

*North Dakota- My home state is an exciting place located right here in the good old U.S. of A. and although many of its 8 residents are of Scandinavian descent (including myself) there are also plenty of non-Swedish things that have happened here too. Here are some exciting ND facts:

-Ever wondered where the parking meter was invented? Right F***ing here, bitch!

- North Dakota has the most millionaires, churches, and big empty spaces per capita of all the states

- We are famous for our bison, statues of bison, Badlands, The International Peace Garden , and bountiful harvests of sun flowers, wheat, and religious fundamentalists

*Ethnic groups-  P.S. Swedes, having brunettes isn't the same as diversity. Sorry.

*My cat- Scout is a male orange and white tabby, neutered, with a bladder infection. He enjoys sleeping on my clean laundry, eating his Purina Chicken and Rice Anti-Hairball formula cat food, and licking people's faces while they slumber. He currently has no plans of obtaining a Swedish residence visa.

xoxo Hannah

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