K Guys, Help me Figure this Out...

These past couple of days The Boyfriend and I have been quarantined in his home suffering a shared flu ("or possibly mono... who can really know?"- The Not Very Helpful Doctor); sharing Tylenol and mugs of immune system-enhancing tea by the soft glow of Tropic Thunder on TV... you know, romantic couple things. 

After a heated discussion involving the realism of The Omen, The Boy slyly mentioned that he had picked out my birthday present. Naturally I was curious, especially since my birthday isn't for another three and a half months, so I beat him until he gave me some clues. Here is what I have figured out:

* It will be two parts- one of those parts is edible and the other is "very not edible."

* The "very not edible" part can apparently conduct electricity and may or may not be colorful.

Through careful interrogation and detective work I have discovered that my present is NOT:

*A Lightening Rod

*Wires

*Lingerie baked into or on top of a cake

* A Suit of Armor

*Water

*An Asian Baby

*A Boat, Muthafucka

Well, there go all my good ideas. If you guys have any better ones let me know. I only have three and a half months to sabotage my birthday surprise!

xoxo Hannah