You must stop being so miserable. You have so many wondrous things to be happy about!
Spring is here, the sun is shining, and the birds are chirping happily... why, I can almost hear them singing "Mariah! Come out and play with us! Live your life, don't bide your time! We have chocolate! Chirp chirp."
You should be out partying with me and those birds, Mariah. And maybe some other humans too if you don't like birds. Some people don't. God knows why; birds are the best, but whatever.
I mean you actually know a REAL person named McGillicuddy for Christ sake! Don't you know how awesome that is?! How I envy you, my friend!
Anyways have a nice trip back, don't do any amphetamines, and I will see you tomorrow.
xoxo Hannah
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