How do you do it?
Here I am, trying my best to match your domestic goddess status and what do I get?
An EPIC FAILURE!
I am the laughing stock of my family, Martha.
There is a joke among mi familia, that every time I attempt to cook anything, it turns out to look like.... well poop.
Here I am, trying my best to match your domestic goddess status and what do I get?
An EPIC FAILURE!
I am the laughing stock of my family, Martha.
There is a joke among mi familia, that every time I attempt to cook anything, it turns out to look like.... well poop.
No matter what I do Martha! I misread, I overcook, I add too much, I add too little, I am cooking impaired.
Do they have an Iron Chef for people like me? No Martha, they don't.
My life will always consist of ham and cheese hotpockets and pretzels.
God help me.
Love Love
M
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