Fun at the Park

Yesterday my mother and sister and I decided to spend some quality time together so we skipped off to one of our favorite downtown parks. Here is pictorial documentation of our adventures starring my dear sister Ellyn:

First we climbed a tree; the experience caused Ellyn to feel many intense emotions almost simultaneously: happiness, sexiness, rage, and finally disbelief that she had even climbed that tree in the first place.

Next we went to the playground to swing on the swings. Sadly, there were some KIDS on the swings so we had to play on other things instead.

After some initial difficulty, Ellyn eventually completed her journey down the twisty slide. Then we played on the

parallel bars. What fun!

But all too soon it was time to go home. The sun had started to set, the birds were settling down to dream little bird dreams in their nests, and the parents of those awful swing-hogging children were looking a bit grumpy at us for taking over their playground. So we said goodbye.

But not before we had one last go at the colorful plastic tubes.

As she lay here, a line of about six snotty 4 year olds waited patiently for their turn in the tube. They don't even have jobs and they're trying to take the red plastic tubes away from us hard working folks? Lazy bastards.

xoxo Hannah