Thank you for always being there for me with your cheesy, beefy, all-you-can-eat goodness. You know just how to comfort me after a rough day, lovingly raising my blood sugar with your perfect mixture of grease and spices. I'm so glad I met you and I predict a long and happy relationship.
Dear Knitting,
What gives? I've been at this scarf for like two days and I'm not even done yet. I've got things to do and necks to warm. Why must you take such a long time?
Dear Lady on Cell Phone at the Bus Station,
I'm not sure I would agree that your pregnant bff who just got off probation this weekend and is now moving to Arizona to be with her abusive, drug dealing ex-husband has "really gotten her life together." But hey, I'm just an eavesdropper.
P.S. Enjoy.
xoxo Hannah
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