It's been a while dear friends but here I am!!
My life has had some curious incidents since we have last spoken, but I will not bore you with the details, nej, I will just bore you with my frivolous attempts to master Swedish.
because after all... what am I good for other than blogs about Sweden? Nothing I tell you, nothing but fetal pigs.
I've been putting it off for a while, studying that is. Martin has been on my case for weeks to master the chapters of "Colloquial Swedish", but the ups and downs of the Swedish sounds mirror the ups and downs of my attempts to master them. ... but today was D-Day, the day Martin told me I had to really study with him. This is a result of Martin hinting to me he really didn't want me to study with Sven the Swedish Exchange Student (although I don't even know him, only from a creepy stalkeresque distance, from facebook pictures) , his solution was to spend our talking time with..... learning. (....men jag hatar lärande!)
So here is a couple of sentences of grotesquely wrong Swedish.
Jag är student. (I am a student)
Jag är 19 år kommer från Wisconsin. (I am 19 and come from Wisconsin)
Jag vill älska med dig i en liten, mysig fiskeby och ett traditionellt gästgiveri. ( I want to make love to you in a small, cozy fishing village or a traditional country inn)
Din rumpa är enorm men jag tycker om dig. (Your butt is enormous but I like you)
Martin says I have a gift of learning the most innocent vocab words and putting them in the dirtiest, weirdest sentences. Well, at least it started out nice.
There were some more but most of it ends in "i din rumpa!!!" (in your butt). Martin says I'm not allowed to say things like that in public, what does Martin know anyway?
Love Love,
M
p.s. Martin, Det var det jag sa, för fan! <3
My life has had some curious incidents since we have last spoken, but I will not bore you with the details, nej, I will just bore you with my frivolous attempts to master Swedish.
because after all... what am I good for other than blogs about Sweden? Nothing I tell you, nothing but fetal pigs.
I've been putting it off for a while, studying that is. Martin has been on my case for weeks to master the chapters of "Colloquial Swedish", but the ups and downs of the Swedish sounds mirror the ups and downs of my attempts to master them. ... but today was D-Day, the day Martin told me I had to really study with him. This is a result of Martin hinting to me he really didn't want me to study with Sven the Swedish Exchange Student (although I don't even know him, only from a creepy stalkeresque distance, from facebook pictures) , his solution was to spend our talking time with..... learning. (....men jag hatar lärande!)
So here is a couple of sentences of grotesquely wrong Swedish.
Jag är student. (I am a student)
Jag är 19 år kommer från Wisconsin. (I am 19 and come from Wisconsin)
Jag vill älska med dig i en liten, mysig fiskeby och ett traditionellt gästgiveri. ( I want to make love to you in a small, cozy fishing village or a traditional country inn)
Din rumpa är enorm men jag tycker om dig. (Your butt is enormous but I like you)
Martin says I have a gift of learning the most innocent vocab words and putting them in the dirtiest, weirdest sentences. Well, at least it started out nice.
There were some more but most of it ends in "i din rumpa!!!" (in your butt). Martin says I'm not allowed to say things like that in public, what does Martin know anyway?
Love Love,
M
p.s. Martin, Det var det jag sa, för fan! <3
1 comment:
good job mariah! hen hao!!
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