Thanksgiving Confessions

Today I spilled a medium sized Cherry Coke all over the floor of the West Towne Mall, pretended I didn't do it, and then watched as some poor mall employees, already overworked by the havoc of Black Friday,  tried to manuver a large mop through the food court to clean up my mess.  I also tried on some clothes at the Gap and then scattered the sweaters I did not want in random places through out the store. Later I pretended to be napping so I could get out of unloading the dishwasher and just now I ate a delicious Snickers bar before I ate my nutritious pizza dinner. Sorry everyone. Sorry.

whew. Feels good to finally get all that off my chest. 

Happy Late Thanksgiving/Black Friday 

Because I know all you Swedes/New Zelanders have been celebrating 

xxoo

Hannah

p.s. Enjoy the picture of my adorable kitten Vader.

We've All Been Painted by Numbers

So I'm back from one day at home. It was a pretty event less weekend.

Things I did

Friday: did not go to Ileah's party, instead attempted to do homework, ended up falling asleep on my floor after 3 episodes of "women behind bars" and two of "CSI"

Saturday: went home with Ileah at 12 to spend the night with my sister. Talked to Martin on Skype with my brother and sister. Martin tried to buy my 5 year old brother's love with Swedish candy. Attempt failed, Cole started screaming and trying to shut my computer. Martin stated he would bring extra headache medicine, drugs, and alcohol to deal with Cole.  Alyssa stated she would bring Martin ice fishing... muahahhah

Sunday: Went to Twilight with Alyssa. Horrible movie I thought, everyone else loved it. Drove back to school and had to park 1 billion miles away and walk down hill to find a parking space open up next to dorm. Cursed life. Witnessed Tijana the serb grab two fish out of a tank Bear Grylls style and put them in another with her bare hands. Now convinced this is what all Serbians can do. Went to library and attempted to write stupid Political theory paper, emailed twin cousin Bryce about life and checked out his pictures.

Wrote blog while listening to The Sounds.

The end.

Love love

M

Animal for these Crackers, a Monster for these Cookies

Do you ever wonder if there are people around you who can read your mind? I always did when I was little. I used to think my 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Mattis could, so I would think really hard "get out of my head! oh and let us go to lunch early or I tell your secret!!", needless to say I was a special child. Well today I have reverted back to my child like ways.

The returning student (you know the ones who always raise their hands) in my English class, the one who is a Paranormal investigator/200 lb weight loss patient/former resident of Australia/creative writing student, has now relayed to our class that she is a Psychic and actually helped solve the recent murder case by seeing things in her mind and informing the police..... (#!#@&^). I don't know if my English class can get any odder really, I have now vowed I will never take them again if I want to live a normal life without constant fear.

Anyway, the entire time, I was thinking in my head "I didn't mean those things I wrote in my blog" just in case along with her physic abilities she can read minds. I'm even hesitant to write this now just in case she comes up to me on Friday and says " It was 250 lbs bitch"


Can't keep my hands, my hands, my uh huh hands.

Love, Peace, and all that jazz,
M

p.s. UPDATE, she totally walked past me when I was writing this blog!!!!!!!

Jag saknar dig pumpa (40)

Update

Here's what we've been up to this past week and why as you'll understand I we were WAY too busy to write any lengthy posts:

 

P.S. As it turns out, Scotch tape really DOES emit x-rays. The New York Times says so. Who knew? One point- Mark I guess...

xoxo Hannah

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I will have a more elaborate post for you tomorrow with all sorts of lovely pictures and videos and engaging interactive activities, but for now.... 

Last night a guy tried to convince me, quite adamantly in fact, that Scotch tape emits X-rays.

His exact words were: "You guys, you guys. K. Scotch tape. X-rays. Scotch tape does x-rays."

 I at first reasoned that this person had been smoking a lot of hookah and taking large swigs of Svedka and was possibly not most trustworthy source of scientific fact, but after awhile the confidence and conviction with which he stated his theory got to me. And now I'm curious. I can't sleep wondering if even as I slumber peacefully in my bed, the tape in my desk drawer isn't pumping me full of deadly radiation. But I would feel ashamed if I researched this myself; I don't think I'd be able to live with myself if every time I typed an "s" in the Google search bar "Scotch tape- X-rays ?" popped up...

xoxo Hannah

Mariah's Grand Adventure (or lack there of)

I miss Pee Wee. Ok, the guy's a creepy pedophile, but who else could have a talking chair and love egg salad sandwiches? Not many my friends.



There is nothing exciting in my life besides the one big fact that Martin (Swedish boy), is coming up in exactly 50 days. (!!!!!) Besides that, this is what I have going for me.



1) I am getting the worst grade I have ever received in Pols 290



2) I bought a Nalgene bottle for 12 dollars. (that's what you get for buying American)



3) I lost by one space in Pictionary



4) I've gone down to one meal a day, consisting of 57% chocolate



5) I think I may becoming obese



6) I got my foot caught in the sleeve of my jacket when I was kneeling on the rolly chair friday. (embarrassing)



7) I can't name a professor who likes me



8) My heater and tv are broke in my room



9) My computer froze and shut down, and now I can't remember what the original number nine was.

10) I didn't get the job in the library.

11) These fifty days will be the longest of my life

love love love your unfortunate friend,

M

p.s. whoa is me

America, how I love thee

Alright people,

I realize that

A) America just elected the first ever African American President

B) John McCain got his rich, white, ass handed to him

C) Sarah Palin cried devil tears (perhaps it was raining on her face, everyone knows she has no emotions besides bubbly Midwesterner)

D) I LOVE AMERICA

but the real groundbreaking news is that of Tim the German's status in life. That's right.. the results are in folks and in a very very tight race it was decided that tim is a

FILTHY GERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

way to go tim, you were almost a dreckige piratenhure, but no, in a one vote margin, filthy German won. With 15 votes total, we are estimating a staggering 150% voter turnout since I bet some of you voted on different computers.....


anyway. last night was amazing for me, and I think for everyone. I spent it at the WI Dems party eating free food and watching Jeff Smith kick some ass.

I'm proud to be an American, yes sir.

love love love
your patriotic fellow American with a black president (!!!!!!)
M

Bio Lecture Lists

What up Dbags?

I am supposed to be taking notes on the Hardy-Weinberg Equilibrium, but instead I've decided to make some lists of things I've been pondering lately. Deep thoughts.

Worst Jobs to Try to Pick up Chicks With:

1. Guy who did the credits at the end of Laser Mission

2. Celery Farmer

3. Guy who says, “Ahhh... Push it.” in the background of “Push It” by Salt-n-Pepa

4. Guy who writes the messages inside of Hallmark cards

5. Guy who edits the labels on Pespi bottles

6. Elephant midwife

7. Guy who designs the pictures on the sides of Kleenex boxes

8. Guy who did the lighting for the British crime drama “Touching Evil”

9. Rapist

10. Guy who discovers and  names different species of fish

Activities I can do after class during that annoying 3 hour period when everyone else is busy:

1. Sleep

2. Eat Sandwich

3. Take bad-ass pictures of self for personal "Bad-Ass Pictures of Myself" scrapbook

4. Make my mom an English-to-texting dictionary

5. Vote

6. Stick multicolored Post-It labels all over the things in my room so I don't forget what things are called

7. Ponder the mysteries of life

8. Call people I haven't talked to in a long long time

9. Feed my fish

10. Practice smiling for pictures

xxoo Hannah

Boredom