Update

Here's what we've been up to this past week and why as you'll understand I we were WAY too busy to write any lengthy posts:

 

P.S. As it turns out, Scotch tape really DOES emit x-rays. The New York Times says so. Who knew? One point- Mark I guess...

xoxo Hannah

Sometimes I do Things

As I read Mariah's posts, I get the feeling that she's painting a slightly exaggerated portrait of our lives.  She's all like "Woe is me, I have to write Jew papers and read hard books and all Hannah does is take naps, eat, and watch Arrested Development." Well you know what Mariah? I do stuff too. Check it:

I do Suwda's hair and coach her on her singing (not to mention I have to deal with THIS every full moon)

I also do homework. Here is a picture of me doing it. I doubt Mariah has such photographic evidence of her so-called academic toils.

Yesterday I was a Mighty Warrior and I defended my dorm from invaders...Huns Beware!

I'm a good friend too; I'd even venture to say that I'm a better friend than Mariah. I braved rain and chilly weather to support Kai as he got his HUGE tattoo. I even deleted most of the embarrassing pictures I took of him wincing and crying in pain. That is what a good friend I am.

Wanna know what Mariah does all day?

This.

xxoo Hannah

Werewolf??

As a biology major, I've always  turned to science for answers to life's big questions. Foolishly I scoffed at tales of fantastic creatures and terrifying monsters, dismissing them as nothing more than silly bedtime stories told by uneducated, non-metric-system-knowing peasants to their children to keep them quiet at night. But no more.  Certain events have come to light leading me to realize that the only possible explanation is that Suwda (SOOV da) my roommate and adopted Mongolian baby is in fact... a werewolf. I shall present my case as such:

Reasons Suwda is a Werewolf

1) She disappears mysteriously for days at a time.

2) She makes uncannily accurate dog noises and slightly less accurate frog ones.

3) She has razor sharp fangs and claws capable of flaying flesh from bone.

4) On my list of  '100 Things to Do Before I Die' she wrote "Have a house made out of meat".

5) She can be defeated with the use of silver bullets.

After some more careful observation I will add to this list...

xxoo H

Counterpoint

Mariah is a Bitch.

End Counterpoint