Werewolf??

As a biology major, I've always  turned to science for answers to life's big questions. Foolishly I scoffed at tales of fantastic creatures and terrifying monsters, dismissing them as nothing more than silly bedtime stories told by uneducated, non-metric-system-knowing peasants to their children to keep them quiet at night. But no more.  Certain events have come to light leading me to realize that the only possible explanation is that Suwda (SOOV da) my roommate and adopted Mongolian baby is in fact... a werewolf. I shall present my case as such:

Reasons Suwda is a Werewolf

1) She disappears mysteriously for days at a time.

2) She makes uncannily accurate dog noises and slightly less accurate frog ones.

3) She has razor sharp fangs and claws capable of flaying flesh from bone.

4) On my list of  '100 Things to Do Before I Die' she wrote "Have a house made out of meat".

5) She can be defeated with the use of silver bullets.

After some more careful observation I will add to this list...

xxoo H