What up Dbags?
I am supposed to be taking notes on the Hardy-Weinberg Equilibrium, but instead I've decided to make some lists of things I've been pondering lately. Deep thoughts.
Worst Jobs to Try to Pick up Chicks With:
1. Guy who did the credits at the end of Laser Mission
2. Celery Farmer
3. Guy who says, “Ahhh... Push it.” in the background of “Push It” by Salt-n-Pepa
4. Guy who writes the messages inside of Hallmark cards
5. Guy who edits the labels on Pespi bottles
6. Elephant midwife
7. Guy who designs the pictures on the sides of Kleenex boxes
8. Guy who did the lighting for the British crime drama “Touching Evil”
9. Rapist
10. Guy who discovers and names different species of fish
Activities I can do after class during that annoying 3 hour period when everyone else is busy:
1. Sleep
2. Eat Sandwich
3. Take bad-ass pictures of self for personal "Bad-Ass Pictures of Myself" scrapbook
4. Make my mom an English-to-texting dictionary
5. Vote
6. Stick multicolored Post-It labels all over the things in my room so I don't forget what things are called
7. Ponder the mysteries of life
8. Call people I haven't talked to in a long long time
9. Feed my fish
10. Practice smiling for pictures
xxoo Hannah
No comments:
Post a Comment