Alright people,
I realize that
A) America just elected the first ever African American President
B) John McCain got his rich, white, ass handed to him
C) Sarah Palin cried devil tears (perhaps it was raining on her face, everyone knows she has no emotions besides bubbly Midwesterner)
D) I LOVE AMERICA
but the real groundbreaking news is that of Tim the German's status in life. That's right.. the results are in folks and in a very very tight race it was decided that tim is a
FILTHY GERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
way to go tim, you were almost a dreckige piratenhure, but no, in a one vote margin, filthy German won. With 15 votes total, we are estimating a staggering 150% voter turnout since I bet some of you voted on different computers.....
anyway. last night was amazing for me, and I think for everyone. I spent it at the WI Dems party eating free food and watching Jeff Smith kick some ass.
I'm proud to be an American, yes sir.
love love love
your patriotic fellow American with a black president (!!!!!!)
M
I realize that
A) America just elected the first ever African American President
B) John McCain got his rich, white, ass handed to him
C) Sarah Palin cried devil tears (perhaps it was raining on her face, everyone knows she has no emotions besides bubbly Midwesterner)
D) I LOVE AMERICA
but the real groundbreaking news is that of Tim the German's status in life. That's right.. the results are in folks and in a very very tight race it was decided that tim is a
FILTHY GERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
way to go tim, you were almost a dreckige piratenhure, but no, in a one vote margin, filthy German won. With 15 votes total, we are estimating a staggering 150% voter turnout since I bet some of you voted on different computers.....
anyway. last night was amazing for me, and I think for everyone. I spent it at the WI Dems party eating free food and watching Jeff Smith kick some ass.
I'm proud to be an American, yes sir.
love love love
your patriotic fellow American with a black president (!!!!!!)
M
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