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I will have a more elaborate post for you tomorrow with all sorts of lovely pictures and videos and engaging interactive activities, but for now.... 

Last night a guy tried to convince me, quite adamantly in fact, that Scotch tape emits X-rays.

His exact words were: "You guys, you guys. K. Scotch tape. X-rays. Scotch tape does x-rays."

 I at first reasoned that this person had been smoking a lot of hookah and taking large swigs of Svedka and was possibly not most trustworthy source of scientific fact, but after awhile the confidence and conviction with which he stated his theory got to me. And now I'm curious. I can't sleep wondering if even as I slumber peacefully in my bed, the tape in my desk drawer isn't pumping me full of deadly radiation. But I would feel ashamed if I researched this myself; I don't think I'd be able to live with myself if every time I typed an "s" in the Google search bar "Scotch tape- X-rays ?" popped up...

xoxo Hannah

And Next- "Laser Mission II: The Second Laser Mission"

  

For years I thought I was happy. I  lived in a comfortable home with loving parents, I wore the finest of clothes, I watched the finest of shows, and I had an awesome cat who could fetch. But this Friday my world was shaken. For on this night I had the chance to experience a little film called Laser Mission in all it's low budget, badly written, anti-Soviet glory, and I realized that I had never known true happiness until then. 

Tagline: His assignment: Find the world's most dangerous laser weapon or take the heat. Her assignment: Turn up the heat. 

Hells yes.

This work of cinematic genius follows Agent Michael Gold (portrayed flawlessly by Brandon Lee) as he and some blonde chick with a huge rack roam Africa in a bus killing black people, Russians, an Australian, some inexplicable Cubans, but let's face it, mostly black people, in a quest to get a big diamond and prevent the Soviets from destroying capitalism with- get this- LASERS. interestingly enough, there are no lasers in this movie.

Here are some choice quotes from my new favorite film:

Inexplicably Cuban Guard: [to Michael Gold] Ha-ha they're going to cut off your head mañana. 

Prof. Braun: You see, with the Varbeek diamond and my laser, I can create a nuclear weapon. (It's just that easy.)

Alissa: I'm Alissa Braun. How do you think I am? I'm hot, I'm tired, I'm hungry and I'm thirsty and I'm walking around in these high heels all day and I have blisters on my feet! And quit asking me such stupid questions, all right? And let me tell you something else, buster, you're not my idea of a dream date! You asshole! 
Michael Gold: That's Mr. Asshole to you. (Buuuurrrrrrnnnnn)

Dear reader, If I can impart one thing to you during my time here on Earth, I'd like it to be this: a life without Laser Mission is an empty one. 

xxoo Hannah

Don't Make me Raise My Pimp Hand to you Bitches

Whoever is spewing this hateful slander doubting the obscurity of Mariah's posts, I advise you to stop lest I bludgeon you to death with your own ripped off arm.

She is plenty obscure and I love her.

xxoo Hannah

Obscure? I'll give you obscure

I have received feedback that my blogging wasn't "obscure" enough, while hannah's was. Well I'll give you obscure. buckle your seat belts ladies and gentlemen, you are now riding the obscure express...

Camels are like the giraffes special, less gifted cousin.

That's all I got.

Ok, back to my plain 'ol boring blog,

This weekend was quite an eventful one. Hannah and I experienced all types of cultures and even managed to get a free meal out of the deal. We attended the annual International dinner which was wonderful. We even met people from Uzbekistan, (which is now my new favorite 'stan' country and not that I had a favorite one before), and they managed to tell us they thought the cha cha slide was our "national dance".

We went to a '70's party on Saturday, that was cool too, especially watching rizky follow squirrels and insist hannah and I make "sexy poses by the tree".

All in all, the weekend was a success, besides the fact that I did absolutely nothing homework wise.

I'm sorry my blogs are not as entertaining as Hannah's. I guess I'm inferior in that sense.

Rambo

Random Fact: The song Super Freak by Rick James always makes me laugh.

love, peace, and all that jazz,

M

p.s. my google language setting is on "pirate", take that naysayers.

pumpa pumpa pumpa