February 14th, a special day. Mariah is in a romantic tizzy and, except to eat and/or pee, she hasn't left Martin's disembodied computer head ALLLL day. She CLAIMS she went for a walk this morning... but she may be confusing food scavenging at the Davie's Center for exercise. That's ok though, she's cute.
The Boy and I are postponing our Official Valentine's Day Celebration until tomorrow as he must work double shifts all weekend. I threatened to kick his boss in the face, but I probably won't, as I am far too lazy to walk all the way up the hill to Red Lobster. Oh well.
Valentine's Day is a polarizing holiday. It tends to turn even the most sensible women into sappy bundles of sentiment, or alternately, into bitter, love-hating crones. There is little room for people like me who just genuinely love chocolate, glitter glue, and undue attention. Plus all they have on TV today are Lifetime movies starring Sally Field and shows about skanks getting married. Even on Food Network. Jeez.
Well I've promised to escort Miss M to the Davie's Center for a much needed chocolate run so until we speak again: whether you are a crazy emotional mess or a loveless spinster,
Happy Valentine's Day from all of us here at YuBainaGangsta (so just Mariah and Me)!
May you all get laid,
Amen.
xoxo Hannah
1 comment:
my lovely vday includes helping a friend cook dinner for her bf, then when the clock strikes 10pm, fleeing the scene in my pumpkin carriage to some friends' house to watch movies until 2am to "give them time alone". i would rather be sitting alone in my dorm watching bridget jones and eating chocolate ben & jerrys, thank you v. much mariah...or reading twilight. or going out and being crazy and drowning my sorrows. i've realised have like no single friends.
i guess i fall in the angsty loveless spinster catagory. happy valentines day to one and all! haha :) i'm looking foward to tomorrow's candy sales personally.
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