The Insanity Defense

Valentine's Day,

Yes we all know it's a holiday made up so companies can sell a few extra cards and things shaped like hearts. Yes, some girls lose their minds being caught up in all the romance and chocolate...

and I, dear readers, like Hannah has stated, have become one of those girls.

I plead the insanity defense.

But can you blame me? For once in my life I actually have a serious boyfriend and am happy. I mean it's not the ideal situation, but I do the best with what I have, and what I have is the world's most perfect boyfriend.

Today is the day where I can get all gooey and "noo, I love you more" as much as I want because today was designed for it. I mean this boy sent me flowers even when he lives in a total different country then me. That takes work. God knows I love him for that.

So take that, I'm-too-cool- for-this people!

Today I will stand up proudly and say "Yes, Martin and I do that thing where we say "no you hang up first", and yes we make cutsie baby noises at each other on occasion, but so what?"

So go off and be sinister and criticize me for being happy, and ooey gooey. Everyone knows I do the same thing about you and your significant other behind your back while imitating vomiting.

I, dear readers, am a new fan of Valentine's day.

I love Karl Anders Martin Andersson with all of my heart.

Now go eat that pint of Ben and Jerry's and watch Bridget Jone's for the 800th time, I was in your shoes not too long ago.

Your time will come.

Love love love you snookums pumpkin pie honey bunch sweetie dumpling apple pie,

M