Thursday, February 26, 2009

ummm, I have a question?


Dear Stupid Girls in Classes,

STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS AND SAYING STUPID THINGS.

I'm sorry that I am yelling at you with these capital letters, but really, just listen to the damn professor.

You are in college now.

Generations of women have been struggling to get you to this point and you seem to set them back 100 years when you are more interested in what girl goes best with the Bachelor than who is in the Israel/Palestine conflict.

*Spoiler Alert, it's Israel and Palestine*

Now, I do not hate you. I just wish you would take things a bit more seriously. There is a time and place for everything. I like talking about Rock of Love with the best of them, just not during class when we are talking about the death and destruction of innocent people.

Oh and Stop saying "like" 5 times in every sentence. Super annoying.

"Like, oh my god, she is like soooo fake. He could like never go for fake boobs like that. Tre Trashy."

Love Love Your Concerned Fellow Female,

M

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