Dear Professors,
As a concerned member of your class I would like to give you a few pointers. Now, I am not telling you how to do your job. Heaven knows I didn't spend as much time as you on how to properly educate 18-26 year olds, but I have noticed a few things that you could improve on.
1. I hate when you randomly call on people in class. If I knew the answer I would raise my hand and let you know so I could receive my lousy 2 points in participation. Otherwise, I don't know, and I have no idea where you find this incisive need to embarrass me in front of my peers.
2. If you are speaking in front of a large group of people, please speak loudly enough so we can hear you. You are not teaching yourself after all.
3. I sometimes feel like you are teaching yourself. If I have a question, I would like you to know the answer, not "I will look that up for you". If you are going to test me on something, I suggest you know it yourself.
4. Participation points are extremely stupid. This encourages people to ask dumb questions (and there are dumb questions) and speak about things that makes the other class want to shoot them. Participation points = more talking, less speaking.
5. 10 point quizzes are lame. Knock it off.
6. Please, I don't like looking at your chest hair. The only time that is appropriate is if you are wearing a gold chain and swinging glow sticks above your head.
7. DO NOT put pictures of your cats in the powerpoints. This just makes me feel very sad for you.
8. If you teach math, stop the jokes. You are probably not funny. Nothing about math is funny, please come to class accordingly.
9. If you are a Poly Sci professor, stop being such a d-bag. We know you are smart and you went to school for a long time and you have voted in more elections than we have been alive for. We get it, it's annoying and unnecessary.
10. If you are teaching a subject, you should love it, and be passionate about it. When you love it, we love it. This does not apply to math professors, see # 8.
Thank you for you time. I will now continue to study for your 10 point quiz.
Love,
M
As a concerned member of your class I would like to give you a few pointers. Now, I am not telling you how to do your job. Heaven knows I didn't spend as much time as you on how to properly educate 18-26 year olds, but I have noticed a few things that you could improve on.
1. I hate when you randomly call on people in class. If I knew the answer I would raise my hand and let you know so I could receive my lousy 2 points in participation. Otherwise, I don't know, and I have no idea where you find this incisive need to embarrass me in front of my peers.
2. If you are speaking in front of a large group of people, please speak loudly enough so we can hear you. You are not teaching yourself after all.
3. I sometimes feel like you are teaching yourself. If I have a question, I would like you to know the answer, not "I will look that up for you". If you are going to test me on something, I suggest you know it yourself.
4. Participation points are extremely stupid. This encourages people to ask dumb questions (and there are dumb questions) and speak about things that makes the other class want to shoot them. Participation points = more talking, less speaking.
5. 10 point quizzes are lame. Knock it off.
6. Please, I don't like looking at your chest hair. The only time that is appropriate is if you are wearing a gold chain and swinging glow sticks above your head.
7. DO NOT put pictures of your cats in the powerpoints. This just makes me feel very sad for you.
8. If you teach math, stop the jokes. You are probably not funny. Nothing about math is funny, please come to class accordingly.
9. If you are a Poly Sci professor, stop being such a d-bag. We know you are smart and you went to school for a long time and you have voted in more elections than we have been alive for. We get it, it's annoying and unnecessary.
10. If you are teaching a subject, you should love it, and be passionate about it. When you love it, we love it. This does not apply to math professors, see # 8.
Thank you for you time. I will now continue to study for your 10 point quiz.
Love,
M
p.s. try to be more like Prof Jones, he seems cool
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