Today on Water Street a parade was being held. I didn't know what it was for, but my imagination decided that it had something to do with a bunch of children being unemployed. Here are some of the things I saw:
I saw this poor, tiny, tiny chef forced to sell his wares on the street.
And there was this thing.
This baby stared down the crowd, as if he could sense each one of our individual faults and it disgusted him. That was a very ominous baby.
Moments after this picture was taken, their eyes locked and the child was devoured in such a flurry of ravenous excitement that nothing was left but scraps of polyester and a single bloodied tennis shoe.
If CHILDREN can't even hold jobs, what hope is there for the rest of us?
xoxo Hannah
1 comment:
hilarious
absolutely hilarious
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