Dear Friends,
This weekend has been rough to say the least.
On Friday I felt so awful that I even (gasp)... skipped biology lecture! After my 8:00 a.m. lab of looking at plants I decided to go back to my room and curl up in a ball. When I finally got there I was welcomed by Hannah who was sorting her bathroom stuff on the floor. She told me I didn't look so good.
Story of my life.
To make a long draining story short, I passed out on the floor for a few seconds from which Hannah concluded was from either menstrual cramps or a middle ear infection (she webmd me). I felt better but then it got worse and I started to hyperventilate and my arms and legs went numb. I don't remember much but Hannah got our RA and they called 911.
I remember the most manly EMTs came, strapping young men who got me on a stretcher and into the ambulance. Hannah said I yelled at them. I'm sorry hot men.
I got to the hospital and the IVs started to kick in and I felt better!
I was living the life. Being fed through tubes, watching The Daily Show on tv, and sipping on cranberry juice cocktail while lounging in a hospital gown and socks. The nurse said I reminded her of her daughter, one of the manly EMTs came back and visted me, the doctor was the hottest one I've ever seen. It wasn't that bad.
Hannah came up to bring me my shoes and to sit with me until they let me go after my blood tests. She even got to drink my Sprite and enjoy the life. Although I did look like a crazy person with an ID on, IV in my arm, a very revealing hospital gown on, smeared makeup and messy hair, accompanied by hospital socks. Awesome!
Finally they let me go and concluded I was dehydrated and blah blah, I really don't know.
I do know that that hospital breeds hotties and hey, I didn't have to go to TWO classes.
Life's a beach.
Love Love,
M
p.s. Martin, darling, you are the manliest of the men and the hottest of the hotties. I love you.
This weekend has been rough to say the least.
On Friday I felt so awful that I even (gasp)... skipped biology lecture! After my 8:00 a.m. lab of looking at plants I decided to go back to my room and curl up in a ball. When I finally got there I was welcomed by Hannah who was sorting her bathroom stuff on the floor. She told me I didn't look so good.
Story of my life.
To make a long draining story short, I passed out on the floor for a few seconds from which Hannah concluded was from either menstrual cramps or a middle ear infection (she webmd me). I felt better but then it got worse and I started to hyperventilate and my arms and legs went numb. I don't remember much but Hannah got our RA and they called 911.
I remember the most manly EMTs came, strapping young men who got me on a stretcher and into the ambulance. Hannah said I yelled at them. I'm sorry hot men.
I got to the hospital and the IVs started to kick in and I felt better!
I was living the life. Being fed through tubes, watching The Daily Show on tv, and sipping on cranberry juice cocktail while lounging in a hospital gown and socks. The nurse said I reminded her of her daughter, one of the manly EMTs came back and visted me, the doctor was the hottest one I've ever seen. It wasn't that bad.
Hannah came up to bring me my shoes and to sit with me until they let me go after my blood tests. She even got to drink my Sprite and enjoy the life. Although I did look like a crazy person with an ID on, IV in my arm, a very revealing hospital gown on, smeared makeup and messy hair, accompanied by hospital socks. Awesome!
Finally they let me go and concluded I was dehydrated and blah blah, I really don't know.
I do know that that hospital breeds hotties and hey, I didn't have to go to TWO classes.
Life's a beach.
Love Love,
M
p.s. Martin, darling, you are the manliest of the men and the hottest of the hotties. I love you.
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