Now that school is done I have a void left by you that is impossible to fill.
In true Hannah fashion, I shall list things that I need you for.
1.) Turning the lamp off. It's just not the same having to get out of bed to turn it off. You are my arms, dear friend, arms that are capable of bringing light into my life and of taking it away. (metaphorically and quite literally)
2.) Being messy. You see Hannah, now I share a room with my sister who is quite neat, very much unlike you. I miss anally putting your clothes in the closet and shutting your drawers. (This sounds like I literally use my butt to do these things rather than 'anally' as in obsessively, sorry for the gross misunderstanding)
3.) Poop jokes. Yes Hannah, I miss you and your poop humor.
4.) Everything Hannah, my love. I so very miss you already! You are one of my dearest friends and I will never forgive you if I don't see you this summer.
Love Love,
Mariah (your ex roomie and secret admirer, and I mean that in the creepiest way possible)
In true Hannah fashion, I shall list things that I need you for.
1.) Turning the lamp off. It's just not the same having to get out of bed to turn it off. You are my arms, dear friend, arms that are capable of bringing light into my life and of taking it away. (metaphorically and quite literally)
2.) Being messy. You see Hannah, now I share a room with my sister who is quite neat, very much unlike you. I miss anally putting your clothes in the closet and shutting your drawers. (This sounds like I literally use my butt to do these things rather than 'anally' as in obsessively, sorry for the gross misunderstanding)
3.) Poop jokes. Yes Hannah, I miss you and your poop humor.
4.) Everything Hannah, my love. I so very miss you already! You are one of my dearest friends and I will never forgive you if I don't see you this summer.
Love Love,
Mariah (your ex roomie and secret admirer, and I mean that in the creepiest way possible)
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