I miss you.
You are in China and this greatly bothers me for a number of reasons.
1.) You are even further away from me than when you are in Sweden.
2.) China will overtake America economically, and as an American, I dislike this.
3) I worry about your well being since I know from personal experiences, I'm always hungry only an hour after eating Chinese food.
4.) China likes Cuba. (not that I dislike Cubans, but my government has it pretty well spelled out)
5.) I hear they don't have pretzels in Asia, from my Japanese friend, and pretzels are my favorite food.
6.) I'm worried you look like a circus freak among the Chinese people.
7.) two words: BIRD FLU
8.) Youtube is censored in China and you cannot watch the Naked Swedish Crispbread dancers
9.) You have no conception of time zones and you always end up calling me at 6 a.m. my time drunk with techno music blaring.
10) Did I mention you are far away from me?
As a child I was led to believe if I dug a hole deep enough I would end up in China, I wish I never grew out of that mindset.
We need to fix this situation soon because I need you when I'm in Sven
ksa land as my cultural interpreter.
Come home to me friend.
You are in China and this greatly bothers me for a number of reasons.
1.) You are even further away from me than when you are in Sweden.
2.) China will overtake America economically, and as an American, I dislike this.
3) I worry about your well being since I know from personal experiences, I'm always hungry only an hour after eating Chinese food.
4.) China likes Cuba. (not that I dislike Cubans, but my government has it pretty well spelled out)
5.) I hear they don't have pretzels in Asia, from my Japanese friend, and pretzels are my favorite food.
6.) I'm worried you look like a circus freak among the Chinese people.
7.) two words: BIRD FLU
8.) Youtube is censored in China and you cannot watch the Naked Swedish Crispbread dancers
9.) You have no conception of time zones and you always end up calling me at 6 a.m. my time drunk with techno music blaring.
10) Did I mention you are far away from me?
As a child I was led to believe if I dug a hole deep enough I would end up in China, I wish I never grew out of that mindset.
We need to fix this situation soon because I need you when I'm in Sven
ksa land as my cultural interpreter.Come home to me friend.
Love Love
M
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