So I didn't get an extra job, clean the house, or do any volunteer work over winter break. Big Whoop. Here are some things I did do:
1. I painted my bathroom. Now when I pee I feel as if I am swimming in a tranquil sea of blue.
2. I found the world's gayest mannequin at Boston Store... and then posed for a picture with it to show my pride and acceptance of its brave lifestyle choice.
3. I read not one but TWO books, The Last Lecture and Ender's Game. That's right. I can read.
4. I spoke Spanish to a Mexican cleaning crew and assured them that the house was not haunted and that they could stop yelling "La puerta! La puerta!" whenever I opened my door.
5. Laundry. Lots and lots of laundry.
So to all those who would tell you I am not productive: screw you biotches.
xxoo Hannah
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