As Mariah said in her last post, the first week of the semester is finally behind us... and what a week it was. Waking up before noon, navigating the dark coridoors beneath Schofield, having to be places on time, reading books... needless to say that would be pretty stressful for anyone. And as I sat in my nutrition class this week with nothing to do but take notes, I found myself faced with the one horrid thing I try to avoid beyond all else: self reflection. Readers, don't be fooled by my outwardly viruous appearance; I have done and thought some things... things I feel the need to get off my chest. So here is a short list of my sins this winter. Enjoy:
1. I have, on more than one occasion, used the word "good" when "well" would have been more gramatically correct.
2. I like to taunt the kittens because, unlike people, kittens are not capable of making sassy comebacks. I think I may have hurt their feelings a few times, like when I told Vader he could never have a successful career as a writer because his work is trite and unimaginative and he does not have thumbs. And in today's economy, you gotta have thumbs.
I'm not totally sure what I do for a living. As such, I don't really care much for my job.
3. I accidentally stole a pack of three chocolate truffles from Shopko. I did not turn myself in to the athorities.
4. I ate stolen property (#4). And it felt good. I also ate an entire jar of Nutella in two days. That also felt good.
5. I am strangely attracted to the electric smell of the Schofield elevator.
6. Until two days ago I thought the song "Special K" by Placebo was literally about the cereal and therefore one of the stupidest songs I'd ever heard. FYI, it's actually about a drug which makes lyrics like
"You come on just like special K/ Just like I swallowed half my stash" a bit more meaningful.
7. I grope statues, often without their permission.
Have a lovely Saturday all, I need to go eat something.
xxoo Hannah
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