Fat with a PH

Dear lovely lovers,


I learned something valuable from my 5 year old brother yesterday.

Here is how it went.

"Cole, could you please hand rya (me) a blanket?"- me

" STOP CONTROLLING MY LIFE!" - Cole

He is right, maybe I am a little bit controlling at times. I mean just ask Martin.

Anyway, besides that, my day today was pretty uneventful.
I went for a nice long walk where I saw a man smoking a pipe while strolling with his wife. I had to double check to make sure it wasn't Sherlock Holmes or Hugh Hefner.

I facebooked stalked for about an hour.

I signed up Jim Heson of 1267 Hollywood BLVD, Beverly Hills California, 90210 for a newsletter subscription of Pizza hut, so I could get 126 pieces of imaginary silver on facebook so I could find out if Martin's sister thought I was a good athlete or not on that friends question thingy.

It didn't work.

I listened to hannah quote funny things off of overheardinminneapolis.com.

I did my entire math assignment by looking at the answer key supplement.

I found Hannah's belly button ring on the floor. (skank)

and I wrote this blog.

Tomorrow I will have probably something more interesting to write, but since my love affair with bjorn has ceased, I feel like I have nothing more that is worth it. Sad.


love love,
M

p.s. I touched REAL human bones in bio lab, it was awesome.

When I was 12, Birds were Birds, Bees were Bees

Dearest loves,

I have been enthralled, nay, captivated by this news story about this 12 year old boy having a baby with a 15 year old girl. I have to share this because I just find it so sad yet interesting.

So here is the dish,

This British boy named Alfie gets a 15 year oldgirl (chantelle or something) Pregnant. Ok, so you say, dear readers, that I have already told you about this. BUT the plot thickens... Now there are 2 OTHER boys claiming to have had "relations" in the Bill Clinton sense, with this sexpot Chantelle and they too could be the baby daddies.

Here is the link. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4630866/Schoolboy-father-Alfie-Patten-may-take-DNA-test-after-two-more-teens-claim-paternity.html

What do you think about this? I thought shit like this could only be American.

I think we should bring Maury into this situation, he would find out in a minute.

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER.

Love mmwwaaa

M