From the Mouths of Babes

I've been pretty busy with my new job working at a daycare all week. When I'm not hard at work sorting out arguments about the Transformers with 5 year olds, one of my favorite activities is eavesdropping on the private conversations of our nation's youth. Here are some choice quotes. P.S. I don't have a suitable picture for this post so enjoy this one of me and a really big butterfly I found.

7 year old girl to fellow 7 year old- "I told my mom that Icthyitis is a skin disease that causes scaling... but she just said 'Heather, this is AMERICA!'" (Goddamit Heather! George Bush didn't found this country so we could itch!)

4 year old boy- "Pooping sure takes a lot out of you."  (Both metaphorically and literally)

Little girl, thoughtfully after taking a bite of her sandwich- " I wonder what Jesus is doing right now?" ( It is 1:42 PM so Jesus must be grocery shopping. At 2:30 he plays Pictionary.)

xoxo Hannah