So cecilia sent me a card today full of the most random things I've ever seen in my life. That's where the blog title comes from. There was a post it note with Jesus on it that has a title "would jesus do it?" with little boxes that say "yes", "no", "maybe", and "hell no". She decided to write "Drink cocaine with Jesus" on there.
She also wrote "Come to Sweden or ABBA will come and kill you!"
This is why I love her, and why she is my best friend.
Anyways, I also think we should sell Texas to Mexico.
Maybe I'm just venting because one of my Poly sci profs is from there and I swear she is out to make my life and anyone else's a living hell.
shame on you Texas, shame on you.
I feel like I'm doing bad in all my classes, probably because I am. I did bad on my Jew quiz, that shit was hard. Really, and I only got 3 wrong, but they were worth so much.
Oh new development from over the weekend. I found out who the owner was of this popular restaurant from my town. Her and her husband and this guy always come in and eat at my restaurant I work at, I have nicknames for them of course (like I do all my favorites). Crazy Albanian woman is what I call her, because A. She might be crazy. B. I think she's from Albania. I don't know.
Anyway, she owns this restaurant and I never knew it. I think it's because one time she came in with her albanian friends (I think), and was like "The Jews are responsible for all the wars..... ohhh I love Lenny Kravitz"...
Now, the Jews are my people, so that is why she is crazy.
She left me a huge tip and I forgive her.
Oh, last night I told hannah that I had an International relations test today and she said I quote, in a sexy, seductive voice.
"oh you have lots of expericence in international relations.." hahaha
this is why I love her too
ok. back to work
love love love
M
She also wrote "Come to Sweden or ABBA will come and kill you!"
This is why I love her, and why she is my best friend.
Anyways, I also think we should sell Texas to Mexico.
Maybe I'm just venting because one of my Poly sci profs is from there and I swear she is out to make my life and anyone else's a living hell.
shame on you Texas, shame on you.
I feel like I'm doing bad in all my classes, probably because I am. I did bad on my Jew quiz, that shit was hard. Really, and I only got 3 wrong, but they were worth so much.
Oh new development from over the weekend. I found out who the owner was of this popular restaurant from my town. Her and her husband and this guy always come in and eat at my restaurant I work at, I have nicknames for them of course (like I do all my favorites). Crazy Albanian woman is what I call her, because A. She might be crazy. B. I think she's from Albania. I don't know.
Anyway, she owns this restaurant and I never knew it. I think it's because one time she came in with her albanian friends (I think), and was like "The Jews are responsible for all the wars..... ohhh I love Lenny Kravitz"...
Now, the Jews are my people, so that is why she is crazy.
She left me a huge tip and I forgive her.
Oh, last night I told hannah that I had an International relations test today and she said I quote, in a sexy, seductive voice.
"oh you have lots of expericence in international relations.." hahaha
this is why I love her too
ok. back to work
love love love
M
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You ladies are nuts: flat out nuts
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