Picture this.... I'm sound asleep dreaming of far away places when I hear banging on my door and my name being yelled by two very distinct accents, that of the German region. Well I assume something is wrong so I climb out of bed and go to the door in hurry.
There I find a piss drunk German and Austrian saying "LET VUS IN!!!!!" (of course just like that with their German accents)
Well here I am, disheveled as hell, in my pajamas, no make up on, and extremely tired and having to deal with a god damn German invasion. The following is actual dialogue.
"Mariah!! dkljfdlkjf dklj (incoherent mumbling/German?), we need to come in! Aren't you watching the movie?? it's only 11:30, vhy are vu sleeping?"
"YOU DIRTY BASTARDS, ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?! I HAVE TO GET UP AT 8!!! It's 3 in the fucking morning!!"
"Ov, maviah, it's only 11:30, we are coming in!"
At that point these insurgents decided to push past me and make a nest for themselves on my floor, but not before Insurgent 1, let's call him..... Tim, licks my hand repeatedly like a puppy and proceeds to smack my ass about 5 times while pul
ling me on top of him and Insurgent 2, let's call him Johannes, decides to take pictures of random things.
After a while of me swearing at them and explaining how I was going to murder them, I decided to talk to Martin the swede to calm me down. He explained that I should just leave them be and go to sleep, meanwhile Cecilia bff pfof told me I should get even. "Dress them up like ABBA!"
This is the point where I decided that I was going to get these bastards back by getting Hannah's camera and taking pictures of them basically spooning on my floor then writing about it on here!
So I went into suwda and Hannah's room, got the camera went back into the room and proceeded to take pictures. Only interrupted by Tim saying things in German in his sleep along the lines of "popo sex".
So here are some pictures..... Enjoy!
with all the love that I can manage,
M
p.s. thank you pumpa, you saved me!
There I find a piss drunk German and Austrian saying "LET VUS IN!!!!!" (of course just like that with their German accents)
Well here I am, disheveled as hell, in my pajamas, no make up on, and extremely tired and having to deal with a god damn German invasion. The following is actual dialogue.
"Mariah!! dkljfdlkjf dklj (incoherent mumbling/German?), we need to come in! Aren't you watching the movie?? it's only 11:30, vhy are vu sleeping?"
"YOU DIRTY BASTARDS, ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?! I HAVE TO GET UP AT 8!!! It's 3 in the fucking morning!!"
"Ov, maviah, it's only 11:30, we are coming in!"
At that point these insurgents decided to push past me and make a nest for themselves on my floor, but not before Insurgent 1, let's call him..... Tim, licks my hand repeatedly like a puppy and proceeds to smack my ass about 5 times while pul
ling me on top of him and Insurgent 2, let's call him Johannes, decides to take pictures of random things.After a while of me swearing at them and explaining how I was going to murder them, I decided to talk to Martin the swede to calm me down. He explained that I should just leave them be and go to sleep, meanwhile Cecilia bff pfof told me I should get even. "Dress them up like ABBA!"
This is the point where I decided that I was going to get these bastards back by getting Hannah's camera and taking pictures of them basically spooning on my floor then writing about it on here!
So I went into suwda and Hannah's room, got the camera went back into the room and proceeded to take pictures. Only interrupted by Tim saying things in German in his sleep along the lines of "popo sex".
So here are some pictures..... Enjoy!
with all the love that I can manage,
M
p.s. thank you pumpa, you saved me!
1 comment:
hahahaha oh mariah, the things you manage to get into...
the pictures are precious. def ones for the mantle. also, i called you sober tonight but i'm guessing you were asleep. sadface. the snl wasn't as good as it could have been :(
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