Showing posts with label bio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bio. Show all posts

Friday, March 27, 2009

Dear Fetal Pig,


My condolences for you having to suffer from the cuts of my scalpel.

I didn't want to dissect you, but my bio teacher made me!

I named you Mr. Snouts. My lab partner refused to touch you or to call you that because she feared a deep emotional attachment.

I announced I felt like a plastic surgeon when I was making incisions, to the snickering of other people at our lab table.

After a while I got used to you, and even let your snout touch my bare arm.

You smelled awful.

I have a feeling if you were allowed to grow up you would look like the pig in the picture!

We will be seeing a lot of you in lab this month. Can't wait!

Love Love,
M

p.s. I won't be eating ham for a while now.