You are the 92nd country to visit our humble blog. Congratulations.
As a reward for being lucky 92, instead of scolding you for having a "Y" where you should have an "I", I am dedicating this post to your wonderful country.
Here are some reasons that Libya rocks:
1. The capital of Libya is Tripoli which is one of the places mentioned in Enya's song "Orinoco Flow". I used to love this song when I was a small child.
2. According to Wikipedia, Libya is the only country to have a flag of only one color and containing no design, insignia, or other details. In other words, Libya is the only country ballsy enough to be represented by just a green rectangle.
3. Point: Libya has no natural rivers and the government does not guarantee the right to a fair trial.
Counterpoint: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hemZMthSYeU
4. Modern Libya was founded in 1969 which is the same year that we landed on the moon. Coincidence?
So here's to you Libya: 4th largest country in Africa, Oh great land of the green rectangle, I would drink a toast to thee if only alcohol were legal within your boarders. Congrats on being our 92nd country and come back soon!
xoxo Hannah
1 comment:
Awesome Libyan nuggs. Here's one for ya: If you Google for Libyan comedians, Google asks if you actually mean lesbian comedians. Apparently, Ellen is bigger than Libya.
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