1. Dear Shrubs: trip me once, shame on me. Trip me twice and I will take a picture of you, and then add degrading captions to it.
2. Dear Wesboro Baptist Church:
In recognition of your tireless work in the field of shameless douchebaggery even in the face of violence, ridicule and sunlight, I say unto you : Right back atcha bitches!
P.S. nice shades.
3: Dear laundry,
Do yourself. Kthanx.
Much love,
xoxo Hannah
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