Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I'm Finally Sexy Enough...

...to have a Nigerian Facebook-stalker. Here is a romantic message from him:

hello pretty Between You and Kenku Abidemi Folly

All about you looks and sounds interesting that why i had to give you all about me..Baby i had to let you know the truth and nothing else i am a real Nigerian by birth i need not to lie to you,Yeh i am a black and i so much admires you.Hope you will Liked to av me for an eternity relationship in your heart cos i av liked you with all my heart ever since i went through your profile i av had interest in you. I hate deciles and cheats so i wanna know if you will think of having me in ur heart..Hope seeing a lovely respond from you pretty.My cellphone is +234803767**** and +2347028751**** you can ring me any time ok...love all abt you nor you send me some of ur pictures via mail kenkuabidemie@yahoo.com

After reading this I am left with just one question: WTF is a "decile"? So I looked it up:

dec·ile
n. Statistics
1. Any one of the numbers or values in a series dividing the distribution of the individuals in the series into ten groups of equal frequency.
2. Any one of the ten groups.

Well he's right, I'm not one of those.

xoxo Hannah

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