1. Accepted a new addition into my family.
Humphrey the fish died last night after 1.5 years of faithfully guarding my room from intruders. I purchased his replacement today. Meet Lucius: he is a male beta and his hobbies include swimming, attacking, and sitting in one place. His favorite meal is Betamin color-enhancing flakes with a side of his own poop. We love him.
2. Saw this thing. WTF.
3. I bought ice skates today, and even though the very notion of a group of people moving at fast speeds on a slippery surface with sharp metal attached to their feet makes me quiver with fear, I intend to use them. There are two reasons for this:
1) I have not yet heard of anyone who has had a limb cut off or been permanently
disfigured by ice skates so I think maybe I can escape with just a few scratches or a
broken finger or two.
2) If I don't go Jamie will yell at me.
xoxo Hannah
